On the second day of Christmas we eat cookies for breakfast in bed. We spend the whole morning in bed. We sleep, or cuddle, or read, or watch movies… Until, around lunchtime, we start to have horrible stomachaches caused by all the sweets we ate for breakfast. Then we heat the husleves without chicken, of course and eat some. It always helps. It puts us back on track so we can visit our families and eat some more unhealthy stuff at theirs. Again. And again. And again.